Dirty Log
the act of male masturbation or recieving head while sitting on the toilet defecating and at climax the male turns around and ejaculates on the fecis.
Dirty Log by dirty logger June 26, 2004
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Dirty Log Polisher
This is when a man and a women are doing anal and the woman takes a shit on the man's penis and then the woman gives the man a fellatio immediately.
Dirty Log Polisher by Sir Anonymous the VII May 12, 2010
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Dirty snow on a log
The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.
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What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
Dirty snow on a log by Word Banger March 16, 2025
Dirty logan
Dirty logan by Pussyslayer1996 June 18, 2019
Dirty Logan
Dirty Logan by YEETSKI April 17, 2020
dirty logan
When a gay man humps another gay man in the ass and just before climax the gay man clenched his ass and severely hurts the other ones dick
dirty logan by yesiamhere February 3, 2015
dirty logic
dirty logic by Reno McStevens August 3, 2012
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