the act of male masturbation or recieving head while sitting on the toilet defecating and at climax the male turns around and ejaculates on the fecis.
Wow, i really got to shit. I think i'll go crank out a dirty log.
by dirty logger June 27, 2004
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This is when a man and a women are doing anal and the woman takes a shit on the man's penis and then the woman gives the man a fellatio immediately.
Why would I even want a dirty log polisher?
by Sir Anonymous the VII May 13, 2010
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