Dirty Doner

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Where a male buys a kebab containing Doner meat along with other fillings such as salad as well as sauces such as chilli sauce or garlic mayonnaise. After eating the Doner meat the male proceeds to masturbate using the kebab bread and remaining contents as a sort of crude fleshlight thus creating the "Dirty Doner".

I had a Dirty Doner last night, it was well worth it although the extra hot chilli sauce was a bad idea...

Dirty Doner by Bdog2002 June 7, 2011

Words you can keep

Dirty Diner

Reference to a male's or female's booty that is dined upon by their sexual partner in a spirited bout of analingus but it's found to simply be too raunch and unclean to continue.

Did you eat her ass out braaaahhh?
I tried broohhhh but it was a dirty diner and I just had to back out. I can still smell it in my nose and it's been like 3 days ago yo!

Dirty Diner by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Related Words

Dirty Doner • Dirty Diner • dirty doer • Dirty Boner • Dirty Coner • Dirty Doherty • dirty donar • Dirty Dondrae • dirty donell • Dirty Downer

dirty doer

Someone who does your ass dirty and doesn't even care that they did it

A: Hey what happened to you and Jennifer?
B: She dumped me for some other guy
A: Oh, so she's a dirty doer

dirty doer by Glorggle February 16, 2018

Dirty Doherty

The combination of a blumpkin and a dutch oven. The act of performing fellatio on a person who is defecating on a latrine while being covered with a blanket to trap all the gases.

Steve got a Dirty Doherty from Susan last night. Man, she was plastered!!

Dirty Doherty by Joeandjoymakejoey July 17, 2009

dirty donar

Eating ass whilst getting railed by a deer and giving a handjob to a stranger.

My brother did the dirty donar a few weeks ago.

dirty donar by Theophilius the third August 31, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026