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Dirty Armati 

When you maul your partners butthole, furiously eating it out with your tongue. Often the mauling is so intense, their is collateral damage and your chin, nose and, but rarely, eyebrows can become brown
John: I heard that she didn't want to have sex
Sam: Yeah, so she gave him a Dirty Armati instead. Apparently afterwards, it looked like she had a beard.
John:...lol, Diiirty Armati
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Dirty Armani 

A Dirty Armani is when your partner is asleep and you skeet on their back, you then take a Q-tip and draw out a female anime character using the cum as ink, giving them an awesome new back tattoo. Take a picture of your artwork and post it on social media so everyone can admire your masterpiece.
ME: "Did you see what I posted on Instagram last night?"

FRIEND: "No, what was it?"

ME: "I was bored last night and my girl was asleep so I decided to give her a sick Dirty Armani"

FRIEND: "No way! I literally just gave my girlfriend a Dirty Armani like an hour ago! I'm waiting for her to wake up and check her Facebook"

ME: "This will get us followers for sure!"
Dirty Armani by Skeeterville June 4, 2020

dirty armadillo 

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.
Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!