Dirt Button Bandit

1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.

Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.

I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.

by Glitter Boobs October 28, 2015