discunt

An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.

Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.

by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009

diecunt

Noun, (Dye-kunt) Tropical bird, Native much to the region of south Mexico. The cunt is very rare and hard to spot in it's surrounding environment.

"Do you wanna diecunt?"

"No seriously, I'll get cha one."

by corn slut November 27, 2011

dicunt

Latin for 'they say'. Serious.

Dicunt puellam esse fessum. They say that the girl is tired

by Maxwell? January 12, 2006

Discuntled

An upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse.

"The stupid bitch threw a fit and became discuntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway"

by Gregory Edmonds May 7, 2009

Discunt

A discount prostitute.

Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.

by brofoshodawg July 15, 2011

Dipcount

A discounted price on cans of dip.

"Dude, I got this can on a sweet dipcount when I bought my other can of dip today."

by Donska March 22, 2009

discunt

A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.

Do you have money for the party?

No, I'm banking on a discunt.

by aj161 March 30, 2009