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An overly thrifty shopper; discount whore; a whiny snatch who feels they have the God-given right to cheap prices; one who never pays full price.

Rudy is such a discunt; I hate shopping with him! He could be bleeding to death and still not pay full price for bandaids.

discunt by GFYWYOF January 13, 2009

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diecunt

Noun, (Dye-kunt) Tropical bird, Native much to the region of south Mexico. The cunt is very rare and hard to spot in it's surrounding environment.

"Do you wanna diecunt?"

"No seriously, I'll get cha one."

diecunt by corn slut November 27, 2011

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dicunt

Latin for 'they say'. Serious.

Dicunt puellam esse fessum. They say that the girl is tired

dicunt by Maxwell? January 12, 2006

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Discuntled

An upset(possibly menstruating) woman, usually aggressive and full of vitriolic hatred for her hapless spouse.

"The stupid bitch threw a fit and became discuntled because her loving husband forgot to sweep the driveway"

Discuntled by Gregory Edmonds May 7, 2009

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Discunt

A discount prostitute.

Dude, are you going to the whorehouse? No. I am going to the discunt to save some money.

Discunt by brofoshodawg July 15, 2011

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Dipcount

A discounted price on cans of dip.

"Dude, I got this can on a sweet dipcount when I bought my other can of dip today."

Dipcount by Donska March 22, 2009

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discunt

A discunt is when girls get into parties for free while the guys have to pay to get in.

Do you have money for the party?

No, I'm banking on a discunt.

discunt by aj161 March 30, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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