Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.

I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.

Dick Mooch by DMoocher November 2, 2008

Mocha Dick 

Noun: an albino male sperm whale known to inhabit the Pacific Ocean near Mocha Island in the early 19th century, credited with sinking several whaling ships which were in pursuit of members of his pod. Considered the inspiration for Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale", published in 1851.

As the harpoon boats approached, Mocha Dick played dead, evidently to lure them in closer, until he could counter-attack.

Mocha Dick by speedog June 13, 2010

Mocha Dick 

When you stick your dick in a fresh pot of coffee.

Try a mocha dick; it’ll melt your dick.

Mocha Dick by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019

dicksmooch 

Basically, a term used used against a person who likes to suck penis. Or used as a funny name to call someone.

Person 1: I am the best at everything!

Person 2: Shut up, Dicksmooch.

dicksmooch by Iuchar August 9, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016