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1. A woman's envy for the male penis and the power associated with it.

2. A homo envious of not having a dick in him.
1. Max had some serious dick envy when he went on spring break and was away from his apartment of buttpirates.

2.

Justin: Maxipoo why the long face?
Max: Over spring break I missed our escapades in our apartment
Justin: Awww Max, don't worry we'll be back at it as soon as break is over
Max: Fabulousssss! I was experiencing major dick envy
by The Rebellion March 02, 2010
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