To execute a Detroit Dumpster fire takes a high level of skill. First, cover a woman of lesser morals in flammable massage oil. Once said skeezer is fully lathered, set that hoe on fire. Once she is on fire, jerk off your tiny penis and splooge all over her, putting out the fire. For extra points, upon finishing, throw the rest of your half eaten moons over my hammy from Denny's at her.
by Howie Lichtersnatch August 6, 2017