A state of altered perception of time in which it is later than you think it is, caused by staying up till 2 AM or later and getting less than 10 hours of sleep
Oh Man, I shouldn't of stayed up so late, now i have the Daytime Sleepies
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.