David Wolfe 

A raw food scam artist who says mushrooms are from space and sells bullshit products, alternative medicines, and what he claims to be facts. He claims to be a guru but it nothing more than a liar and a cunt who plagiarized most of his work and hates Carl Sagan for having proofs to back up his claims.

ACTUAL DAVID WOLFE QUOTES

"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun."
"Deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters"
"...Ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk."
"Activate genius."
"Don't use pillows."
"Don't go to the doctor of the dentist."

David Wolfe by SomeGuyFromBoston May 29, 2013

David Wolfe 

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.

David Wolfe is a fucking tool.

David Wolfe by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018

David wolfe 

David He is so fine he doesn't know how fine an funny he is .he is the dread head of my dreams

Tay:who is that's fine dread in the hallway?

Me: that's David wolfe he is the dread head of my dreams

David wolfe by Impossible lovergirl March 5, 2024

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a guy

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adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171 by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023