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An individual in a relationship who sits on their wallet at all times. This individual is usually a female who is an 8.5 or better, believes that looks will carry them through life, whilst being a lemon in bed. Currency Drains are typically not vets in the sack which begs the question, why the fuck do I pay so much?

See Gold Digger
I went out last night with this babe, she was a brutal pump and a huge currency drain.
by kingtugernuts February 22, 2011
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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