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Cunt jockey

One who rides cunts for a living.
j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.
Cunt jockey by htbjsg June 8, 2010
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Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card
Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend
Cunt jockey by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

cunt jockey

opposite of a cock jockey
FUCKING LESBIANS!!!!!!
alan: i like the look of that girl
spencer: u mmprick shes a cunt jockey!!!!!
alan: really?
spencer: yeah and she's fucking fat!!!
cunt jockey by RubySpank December 14, 2006
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