Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

Cumlette by phunneh February 11, 2010

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Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

Russian Cumlette by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022

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magna cum latte

An expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.

First dude: Wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from Costa Rica.
Second dude: Oh you mean Alexa....yeah, she graduated Magna Cum Latte recently from the UC- Boulder!

magna cum latte by superaynumerouno August 6, 2009

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cum latte

noun: 1. A beverage made with steamed male ejaculate; 2. A Latin term that distinguishes a college degree, typically awarded to campus sluts.

"There are lots of hidden drinks at Starbucks not on the menu. For example, my favorite barista makes a mean cum latte."

"Her parents were so proud to watch her graduate, especially since she graduated magna cum latte."

cum latte by NarstyMan September 28, 2013

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cumlotte

that one porn video where it includes the coffee that's a little bit off.

John: Hey what's in this coffee?

Mark: ... It's a cumlotte
John: Mark what the fuck.

cumlotte by somethingsomethinghehe July 23, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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