Cumlette

An omelette without egg whites but with cum.

Richard: Hey fancy coming over for dinner?
Paul: Sure, what are we having?
Richard: Your favourite, cumlette.

by phunneh February 11, 2010

Russian Cumlette

A group of friends cum into a bowl (any type of bowl) and then you proceed to mix the semen and then use a turkey baster to inseminate a woman (with consent) and whoever is the father wins.

Me and my bros played Russian Cumlette and now I’m a dad.

by JackieDaytonaHB January 6, 2022

magna cum latte

An expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.

First dude: Wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from Costa Rica.
Second dude: Oh you mean Alexa....yeah, she graduated Magna Cum Latte recently from the UC- Boulder!

by superaynumerouno August 6, 2009

cum latte

noun: 1. A beverage made with steamed male ejaculate; 2. A Latin term that distinguishes a college degree, typically awarded to campus sluts.

"There are lots of hidden drinks at Starbucks not on the menu. For example, my favorite barista makes a mean cum latte."

"Her parents were so proud to watch her graduate, especially since she graduated magna cum latte."

by NarstyMan September 28, 2013

cumlotte

that one porn video where it includes the coffee that's a little bit off.

John: Hey what's in this coffee?

Mark: ... It's a cumlotte
John: Mark what the fuck.

by somethingsomethinghehe July 23, 2022