Cum scare

When you are really getting into a good porn video and just when the video gets to the part where the woman starts to cum, the video cuts to a closeup of a penis cumming and screams, "You're masturbating to a penis!" It is one of the most traumatizing things that can happen.

Guy 1: I got cum scared last night and it was the worst night of my life.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You don't ever want to find out.

Cum scare by PassTheBanana27 August 13, 2016

You Scared The Cum out of Me 

When you get Super Duper Ultra Scared

Guy 1: *Shows Super Duper Ultra Scary Pic*
Guy 2: AHHHHH
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: bro You Scared The Cum out of Me

You Scared The Cum out of Me by IamBisexuelPornWords September 18, 2020

Cumscare 

When a penis ejaculates on your face unexpectedly

Oh jimmy cumscared me the other day when I was giving him a blowjob

Cumscare by even123angrybirds March 1, 2023