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cuddlebitch 

a guy who always ends up in the dreaded " lets just be friends zone" with females he is attracted to. Consequently gets to hear all her problems, runs around after her and basically acts like her female friend....but with testicles. You heard of "friends with benefits", well this sort of idiot is a"boyfriend without benefits!"
Igor: "you see Dennis is running around after Chloe again"
Olly : "yeh ,hes not gonna get in her knickers though....hes just her cuddlebitch!"
cuddlebitch by mingemuncher September 24, 2009

cuddlebate 

The act of laying in bed in a spooning position while you hold the other person's genitalia.
I'd like to cuddlebate the living fuck out that hot Loss Prevention guy from Lowes.
cuddlebate by johnhumplover69 January 18, 2014

cuddlebitch 

A synonym of cuddlewhore, but refers only to those that fulfill one or more of the following requirements:

- has a pussy
- has boobs
- is gay
Guy A: "Yo this party is the biggest sausage fest ever... what are we gonna do?"
Guy B: "Let's call that cuddlebitch Irene"
cuddlebitch by yamomo May 26, 2005

Cuddlebate 

When you cuddle and masturbate someone at the same time.
Babe, you wanna watch TV and cuddlebate?
Cuddlebate by Shellthegirl October 5, 2023
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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