When a man shaves his pubes onto his partner’s face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops
Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.
by Eric Beifman December 23, 2018