Cry Poo 

When you have an emotinal night, need to poo, call you mate and he comes in to hug you while singing Celine Dion

Last night I drank too much and now i feel sorry for myseld and i called Bob to meet me in the toilet and hug me while i have a cry poo!

Cry Poo by Jessa Nighty March 14, 2011

Poo Cry 

Crying on the toilet because the poo is too large for your anus.

"Omg, I heard you in the bathroom. That's was an intense Poo Cry man"

Poo Cry by Glossy Fruit Cake November 13, 2014

Cry da Poostah

To pout because of insult or ridicule. One cries da Poostah after having been demoralized or put down by someone or something dear to them.

"Dan cries da Poostah when he is teased in Government class."

"Im'a cry da Poostah."

Tommy sat silently in the dark on the couch holding his head in his hands. His girlfriend had just left him because he is a pussy. He quietly whimpered, "........poostah...."

Cry da Poostah by The Chevy Rides On December 22, 2008

Sometimes I cry when I poop 

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

Sometimes I cry when I poop by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022