crookedize Share definition Flag the act of making something crooked or not straight; the act of putting something out of place. "Good! I have that shelf in there straight now!" . . . " okay, fine, I will crookedize it later!" crookedize by Cathie Matel January 17, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the crookedize mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch