Arctic Chokey 

When you get sucked off by an Eskimo or in a severely cold climate.

She gave me such a great Arctic Chokey you think her tongue was stuck to the pole.

Arctic Chokey by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

Crikey 

True Aussies use it when they're generally suprised or shocked.

TRUE AUSSIE: "CRIKEY!! Shaz another croc has got into the flamin bath tub. Grab the duct tape!!"

Crikey by drmeme April 6, 2016

Lauren Croker

Lauren Croker

A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren Croker because she will probably rip their face off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren Croker. She is a mint buy.

Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame bestowed upon her cranium. What is this spawn of an angel called?

Guy #2: That, my fine lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?

Lauren Croker by Peppermint_Pete January 13, 2012

Croikey 

Something said in surprise. Generally said by white kids that look like the Walmart yodeler.

Me: North Korea is nuking us!
Walmart yodeling kid: CROIKEY!

Croikey by ZML Definer June 4, 2018

crispy croke 

A crispy croke ...what else can I say?

Only KnJers know what's uuuup

JC: ...
Kian: cRisPy cRoKe fOr mY cRaCk dAd

crispy croke by crackasscrackdad October 23, 2019

Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.

Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!

Chokey pokey bum wank by swordy January 17, 2013

Crikey Moses 

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

Crikey Moses by Wise Man November 20, 2003