Crock topper

The giver of a Crock Topper engages in activities that result in a sweaty butt crack, so much so that flavors and aromas are quite developed (as they are in a crock pot). The resulting viscous fluid is then liberally applied to the recipient's penis, usually followed by other sexual activities.

"Honey, can you go for a run so you can give me a crock topper for you to eat for lunch?"

Crock topper by Airliner1013 May 22, 2013

cock tapper 

One who spends excessive amounts of time boosting another's ego, possibly by whipping out his cock and tapping it against someone else's cock.

- Did you see Skeeter Turban and Stuffle Cunt cock tapping each other all night?
- Good for them, they need the ego boost.
- It was going on so long that I thought those cock tappers would jiz on each other's faces.

cock tapper by btm. October 30, 2008