A portmanteau of "chim" meaning "profound" in the Hokkien dialect, and -logy. Meaning very profound, usually of concepts, ideas. Used almost exclusively by students during mugging.

These calculus equations are really chimology, sibeh tough.

chimology by amekanasai November 17, 2015

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Crapology

Crapology: the study of anything that does not reach a high standard as set by the majority of stake holders. Subject is generally a singular object or noun that many people submit evidence on to be reviewed by a group. An example might be crap photos of birds. Criteria to be met may include blurred images, poor placement of the subject, poor distance.

Any object may become the subject of a study in its crappiness. The only criteria is that people must volunteer to judge the object objectively without feeling and bias.

Studying the crappiness of any subject requires a PhD in crapology

Crapology by Sparklelarkle November 13, 2021

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Cringology

Cringology revolves around the concept of intellectually superior individuals having to deal with stupid/ignorant people. The amount of ignorance and stupidity is often so great, that the intellectual is overcome with mixed head-exploding emotions that can only be expressed with a cringe (that may also manifest in uttering the words "cringology").

Example 1:
D: "Stupid people rule the world!"
I: "Yeah... Cringology."

Example 2:
Boss: "Hey, you're Japanese! Can you do a story on this really big Japanese pop singer?"
Journalist: "Actually, I'm Chinese - but who's the singer?"
Boss: "Oh, some guy called Rain."
Journalist: "Um... Rain's Korean."
Boss: "What's the difference?"
Journalist: "Urgh... Cringology..."

Cringology by Professor of Cringology June 26, 2009

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cripology

The study of Crippin.

Yo Cuhz you up on your Cripology?

cripology by OfficialJBremy September 22, 2016

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