Skip to main content

Cracker Factor 

It's a rating that guys give girls scaled by the amount of crackers they would tolerate them eating in bed, putting up with the inconvenience of all the crumbs.
"what's her cracker factor?"

"I wouldn't throw her out of bed for eating crackers!"

"She's alright, i would let her eat 3 crackers, then that's it, she's gone"
Cracker Factor by jayjayuk October 19, 2009
Words you can keep

Cracker Factory 

This is an older and not often heard slang term for an Insane asylum. (Better known as a "Mental Institution").

It is not related to the derogatory term "Cracker"
However it probably IS related to the phrase "Going Crackers".
The phrase "Cracker Factory" was in use by World War II, but is probably older.
Doc. Krabblefratz: "You've been hearing voices telling you the world is ending?
Joe Fruitcake: "Yup."
Doctor Krabblefratz: I think you're ready for the Cracker factory.

Keesha: "Yo dude. I heard you got a new job! What and where?"
Tom: "I'm an attendant in the Cracker factory! Those loonies are drivin' ME loony!

Jacob: That's my uncle Phil in that photo. I don't see him anymore.
Danielle: Why not? He dead or somethin'?

Jacob: Naw, he went nuts a few years back, he's in the Cracker factory now.

Sergey: Dude! I just saw three guys in armor with swords run past the house!
Pete: Awesome! Ya Know what THAT means?
Sergey: That I'm ready for the cracker factory?
Pete: No, dummy, it means that that hot new movie 'Knights in Kombat" Is gonna be showing down at the cinema today!

Screaming, naked, Deranged guy: Where are you @#$%ing taking me?!
Cop: You're gonna get an exclusive INSIDE tour of the cracker Factory.

making biscuits in the cracker factory

Rebellious or unusual. Characterized by non conformity.
"Hey, that punk kid is really making biscuits in the cracker factory."

"Wow, Rosa Parks was sure making biscuits in the cracker factory."

Cracker Factory 

A term used in Central America for a very sterotipical white couple who produce many offspring. Commen Cracker Factorys have 3-12 kids. Cracker Factorys generally are short on money and live in lower-class neiberhoods.
1. Man, that fucking Cracker Factory is moving to our hood.

2. Shit, once all those Cracker Factorys start moving in across the street, they're gonna paint the whole neiberhood white.

Cracker factory 

A white woman who has multiple children to collect money and food stamps from the state.
Candi is preggo again. She is a cracker factory!
Cracker factory by Cakes121282 December 27, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next