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One person cracks something and then someone else does. When someone can't crack anything anymore then they're out.
It's like a version of the basketball game of horse.. except cracking.
Mark won the crack war by cracking his fingers, thumbs, back, neck, jaw, toes, ankle, wrists, knees, elbows,and left shoulder.
Crack War by Julie S!! June 11, 2005
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crackward 

A male who leans towards anal sex with members of the same gender and like to do this as often and frequently as is physically posible for a human being without damage to the producers of the sexual cells that dangle inside their sack
damn u r such a fuckin crackward
crackward by bigyun February 3, 2005
A commercial software which is used illegally via a crack
"I just made this 3d model with Silo 2!"
"Oh, what's that a freeware?"
"Uh...no. A crackware!"
crackware by Ioan Atomsi January 18, 2009

Warm Cack 

A way to affectionately declare your horny for a warm cock, in a slutty voice.
I miss Ryan's warm cack.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026