Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.

"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."

Crack Slam by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009

cracka slam 

1.When a white person does something cool like a black person would do.
2.Anything intense when a white person is involved

Steve Nash can really cracka slam a basketball. Or
c'mon white boy cracka slam it all the way home!

cracka slam by Lemanlime December 27, 2010

Crackslag 

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!

Crackslag by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

crackslam 

Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner

"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*

crackslam by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008

crackslagger

someone whos ass crack is always showing

Zack Smith is a crackslagger...

crackslagger by Jonathan E. Gall February 9, 2009

crackslap 

1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.

2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.

"Dude, you just crackslapped me."

crackslap by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011

crackslappery 

When a homo sapien, particularly of the XY chromosome and possessing Italian-American ancestry makings a definitely exceeding unoriginal joke that makes no one in your squad laugh

Placeholder, PhD MD: Gee, Jack, what ample crackslappery have you demonstrated in the utterance of the “Geneva suggestion”
Jack: Aw

crackslappery by Average breadstick November 18, 2021