As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.
"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"
"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009
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Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
Get the Crackslag mug."How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*
by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008
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Get the crackslagger mug.1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.
2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.
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Placeholder, PhD MD: Gee, Jack, what ample crackslappery have you demonstrated in the utterance of the “Geneva suggestion”
Jack: Aw
Jack: Aw
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