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Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.
"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009
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cracka slam

1.When a white person does something cool like a black person would do.
2.Anything intense when a white person is involved
Steve Nash can really cracka slam a basketball. Or
c'mon white boy cracka slam it all the way home!
by Lemanlime December 27, 2010
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Crackslag

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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crackslam

Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner
"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*
by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008
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crackslagger

someone whos ass crack is always showing
Zack Smith is a crackslagger...
by Jonathan E. Gall February 9, 2009
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crackslap

1. An attempted "good game" spank that accidentally connects along the ass crack.

2. Any spank that connects primarily along the ass crack.
"Dude, you just crackslapped me."
by Pirate Spice September 5, 2011
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crackslappery

When a homo sapien, particularly of the XY chromosome and possessing Italian-American ancestry makings a definitely exceeding unoriginal joke that makes no one in your squad laugh
Placeholder, PhD MD: Gee, Jack, what ample crackslappery have you demonstrated in the utterance of the “Geneva suggestion
Jack: Aw
by Average breadstick November 18, 2021
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