Countdown Girl 

Countdown Girl - A female that looks good from a distance, but her appearance becomes progressively worse upon approach.

"I thought she was hot, but she ended up being a Countdown Girl."

"What do you mean a countdown girl?"

"I thought she was a 10, but as I was walking up to her she turned into a 9...8...7...6..."

*Hysterical Laughter*

Countdown Girl by Dee Wayne December 7, 2009

Countdown Girl 

An attractive female who studies maths or has a degree in it.

However it can generally be used to describe any attractive and intelligent girl.

"Brooo, you see that fit girl walk out of science class?" Damn she's a proper countdown girl"

Countdown Girl by shitsplatter September 21, 2013

countdown girl 

A person that every time you see them their Hotness level drops, beer or any other such judgment imparting drink or substances not involved

Dude, she is a countdown girl, yesterday she was a 10 and today shes a 9, who knows how far she will fall.

countdown girl by CisforCookie January 3, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008