Cool Hat

Name: Cool Hat Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
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An invisible hat worn by one who is "too cool" to let loose and act like kid again. Hats are typically worn by those who are just entering college and trying to look like a bad ass.

See that guy, standing off to the side, who refuses to play this ice breaker game with us? Man, he needs to take off his cool hat.

Cool Hat by WMU Orientation September 6, 2009

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Cool Story Hat

Goes along with the term cool story bro it is used to catch the said cool stories

Guy1: hey you owe me something
Guy2: what do I owe you
Guy1: a cool story come on put it in the cool story hat

Cool Story Hat by hijack550 August 6, 2011

That's a gold hat, cool cat

Australian slang

Gold hat: a great idea

Cool cat: a cool, chill person

Person 1: I think we should order pizza tonight. What do you say man?

Person 2: That's a gold hat, cool cat!

That's a gold hat, cool cat by Frederick Burns December 16, 2016

Cool as an ikea hat

ur as cool as an ikea hat
means ur like well cool

hey beth ur as cool as an ikea hat ngl

Cool as an ikea hat by Skin ed April 12, 2021

Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater

A fat frat boy who sits on his ass watching discovery channel programs on tigers and eating massive amounts of Cool Ranch doritos and drink massive amounts of health shakes. He constantly gos on safari and cockblocks the tigers.

wow that guys a real Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater!

Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater by foooswagga February 9, 2010

hats are for cool people only

wear them or you are a big fat gay person and just wear them

hats are for cool people only

hats are for cool people only by njdcdhggfgveghfghsghgvtytdffdm March 19, 2019

COOLHatBoi

An artist/game maker,hexagon of the hexa is gon.

COOLHatBoi is cool not gonna lie.

COOLHatBoi by HatBoi February 6, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026