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Comfortable Friends 

Two friends that are comfortable with each other to do anything and talk about anything. This is very close to an open relationships the only difference is that you are not labeling it as a relationship.

A comfortable friends is someone you can feel 100% yourself around them. the first thing the pops into your head you can say or do around them and they can to you. you are never weirded out by them and vice-versa.

often time relationship can be 'down-graded' to Comfortable Friends status. since Comfortable friends status give you to the joy of thier company in the same way as the relationship (the physical and the emomtional aswell as the stupid hanging outs) without the preasure or stigmas of beinging in a realtionship.
I get along with this one guy so well, but I don't want to be tied down so we are comfortable friends

"are you and mike going out, sarah?"
"no not anymore, we are just comforable friends"

being comfortable friends just seems to work better for john and myself, we are a little more grounded to other parts of life now.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012