Colonial Simpleton

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

by colonialhouse February 27, 2017