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Coffee Crush

A coffee crush is interpreted as the inexplicable urge to visit a female (or male) who works at the local coffee shop repeatedly even when not in a current state of craving coffee. Usually there is no real motive behind the visit other than to see the employee in which you have the crush on.

Side effects may include: Finding out through conversation that your crush has a significant other, having your drink ready before you reach the window hence less time for conversation, lonely nights, etc...
Male 1: Geez, you filled up your stamp card in 3 days!

Male 2: Yeah... I kind of have a coffee crush...
by Jobias Telecksla October 21, 2009
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coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.
Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.
by Tommyt September 25, 2014
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coffeecrashed

someone who is extremely chad and drinks too much cafine
"you dude coffeecrashed is chad"
by CoffeeCrashed July 12, 2022
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