Coco-Nut Milk 

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.

“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”

Coco-Nut Milk by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018

coconut milk 

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

coconut milk by John R. December 4, 2003

Coconut Milk 

Amazing milk and when bought at chinese supermakets it has a sus woman on the side.

Joe: yo did you see that coconut milk carton
Jimmy: nah whats so special about it?
Joe: it has woman
Jimmy: DAYUM

Coconut Milk by Sigfiglover March 24, 2022

Milk From the Coconut 

Ah, it's getting sour by the hour
(Cut me)
Tough nut, don't crack
Shake my tree and I'll attack
No cut, skin deep
Secrets that you try to keep
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Don't you break my shell
I say "hey, hey, you!"
'Cause I know you well
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now I see the sign
I've got you finally beat
So baby walk those feet
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Bye, bye, play thing
Did you have me dancing on a string?
Show time, bad turn
The party's over, took me time to learn
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Did you pop it again?
I say "hey, hey, you!"
Now your bullet's done
I say "hey, hey, you!"
You wanna shoot the fruit?
Well if you hit the shy
You're gonna run me dry

You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
Food for thought to make you hunger
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Nearly had me going under
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Turn me up and let me shaking
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Sneaking time but I was waiting
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
You cut me down
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
Who took the drink from everything?
(Coconut, it's taking the milk)
I'll give you hell, you broke my shell
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Taking the milk, taking the milk
Coconut!
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut
You take the milk from the coconut

Milk From the Coconut by Gothic Miscreant December 3, 2023