Last night that bitch I was with almost knocked herself out cold when she had her head too close to my balls as Cocktimus Prime was transforming. Dumb bitch, so I used Cocktimus Prime's main weapon, the baseball bat swing, and knocked her skank ass out anyway. All hail Cocktimus Prime.
by Bigg Sexxxy October 28, 2007
"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.
by Moby small June 24, 2018