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Cockboost 

The act of aiding one's chances of getting laid, pussy, vag, bj, boobies, hj, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and/or 4th base; can be done through performing self-reputable acts or boasting on someone else.
So dude, that 46 second kegstand totally cockboosted you with Kierstin.

Thank you for leaving the dorm last night, homie, that was a total cockboost with Morgan Adams.
Cockboost by FootballGeek1990 November 2, 2009

cockabooby 

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.
I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!
cockabooby by MOChick November 7, 2006

cockabootydoodoo 

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door
that girl did the cockabootydoodoo
cockabootydoodoo by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008

cockaboos 

mens or boys underwear with a faulty crotch opening or stretched out leg holes that may expose the wearers penis.
Man just out of shower to wife half asleep in bed "Honey, look at these new underwear!" Wife waking to the sight of her husband's penis peeking out his undies at her "Those are "cockaboos", dear."
cockaboos by shwilla April 12, 2010

Cockaboose

Anal sex.

Portmanteau of "cock" and "caboose"
What did you guys do last night?

Cockaboose.
Cockaboose by Jesus Boppalopagus September 28, 2014

Cockabob 

A kabob of cock: sounding with a hooked skewer, then pulling the skewer out with the cock meat attached, then grilling it like a steak, vegetable or chicken kabob.
Hey man, the guys are grilling out tonight--I think a cockabob may be in order.
Cockabob by NuggetAU November 21, 2006