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Cooch Block 

When a single girl blocks the chance of her friend from meeting a guy, not to help her, but out of jealousy
"I was hitting on this girl and we got along really well but then her friend came in and cooch blocked her."
Cooch Block by Parth S Patel August 2, 2009

couch block 

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")
I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!
couch block by ricksie July 29, 2012

Cooch Block 

Similar to Cock Block, but a Vagina Block. When a female blocks other female from hooking up with a male cause found out that other female is interested in him. Instead, said female hooks up with male instead of helping out other female.
Jane was interested in John, but Jessica ended up cooch blocking Jane by hooking up with John cause Jessica saw that Jane was interested in him.

Jessica wants John cause Jane wants him. So, Jessica cooch blocks Jane for Johns attention.
Cooch Block by infogrl July 27, 2011

Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.
-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...
Coch Blocking by Siffilis December 21, 2010

Black Couch 

Refering more to a Casting Couch, mainly used in pornography.

Also as slang to calling a person a slut, or hoe.
Damn girl, I'll put you on a black couch
Black Couch by Theleach August 7, 2014

cotchblock 

When your cotch, or state of relaxation and comfort, is ruined by a irritating or aggravating person or thing. Similar to cockblock.
#1 Dude, me and my mates were just chilling last night when Dave's girlfriend called.

Ah man, Claire is such a cotchblocker.

#2 Stop talking to me about that exam tomorrow! What a cotchblock.
cotchblock by wimwiblin September 5, 2012
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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