Closet mo 

Closet mo,
When someone you know pretends to be, or acts straight all the while exhibiting homosexual habits or tendencies, for example making countless gay jokes to cover his own tendancies, or dating attractive women as a cover up

Our friend Tyler B. Has a hot girlfriend allison but we all know he wishes she was His boyfriend, soon she'll figure out he's a

"closet mo"

Closet mo by gingerjesus January 1, 2015

closet mouth

A person who speaks cleanly in most situations, but has the ability to put a sexual twist on anything.

Although Sue is a virgin, she is quite a closet mouth.

closet mouth by Rachael Potter May 11, 2007

Cleveland Closet Monster 

When you take/place a turd in a closet with the intention of someone else finding it.

David did you leave me a Cleveland Closet Monster again?!!!

Cleveland Closet Monster by Amsygirl January 11, 2010

Closet monster 

Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet

Greg calls woman hoes and bitches and refers to gays as faggots

Greg is a closet monster

Closet monster by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

closet monster 

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

closet monster by Ryan July 27, 2006

Mantua Closet Monster 

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

Mantua Closet Monster by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

closet monkey 

A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.

Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.

closet monkey by the d00d October 22, 2006