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1.)One who chooses to be in a closet while intoxicated.
2.)any person who feels comfortable being placed in the closet with no remorse.
3.) One who is facilitated in the closet, and refses to leave the closet
"She was a closet critter after a long night of partying"

"she is a closet critter"

"The closet critter refused to leave the closet"
by megaman21 November 13, 2010
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