Clock Socker

The cleaning of ones clock (cock) with a sock in your mouth and then pumping up and down like you where giving a blowjob.

Jim : Man did Blade ever clean Sean and Jaydons clock with that sock last night. Bryan: yea what a clock socker

by unknowen power September 3, 2009

Clock Sucker

An hourly paid employee who performs at the bare minimum drawing the job out longer than needed to collect excessive overtime pay.

Ed is the biggest clock sucker I've ever seen! It's taken him 12 hours to image that PC!

by !BlackDeath! November 12, 2007

Clock Sucker

Any person or persons afflicted with annoying or poor time management skills. Afflictions can include being chronically late, waking too early or late or obsessively checking the time on one's time piece.

Ali continues to wake up every night at 3:33 a.m. Instead of being supportive her friends just holler "CLOCK SUCKER"!

by geckypibb September 1, 2010

clock sucker

A person who totally wastes your time, with no concern for your life, since they have no life of their own. They are particularly annoying to sales reps, who cannot afford to waste time on non-prospects.

(from GlenGarry Glen Ross)
Williamson: Ricky, here's three leads for tonight.
Ricky Romano: Three leads!?! No, I count two! Patel, Ramadan Patel? He's a clock sucker! If Vishnu gave him a million dollars and told him to buy, he wouldn't!

by BigBird1017 May 10, 2008

Clock Sucker

Someone who buys time for selfish gain with little to no concern for the victimized/sucked party.

You might as well suck my cock if you're going to ruin my come-up you Clock Sucker.

by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007

Clock-sucker

A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.

Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"

by Louise jennywenny May 2, 2023