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Cleveland Screamer 

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, but with much less telling the receiving party, and much more of that party being asleep and unaware of the situation.

Spoiler: Most victims wake up screaming!
Tony: Did you just give that girl a Cleveland Steamer?
*girl in other room wakes up screaming*
Tony: A CLEVELAND SCREAMER?! You crazy son-of-a-gun!
Cleveland Screamer by Timmy L April 13, 2008
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Cleveland Screamer 

When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out
"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"

Cleveland Streamer 

To titty fuck a girl while having a dirty butthole and leaving a brown streak similar to what you would find in your tighty whities.
After the carnival, I took her back to my place and left her with a Cleveland Streamer

Cleveland Streamer 

Is when someone Face Times (or Skypes ) you while they are defecating.

Usage:
1. My friend Wade Wilson gave me a Cleveland streamer from a porta potty yesterday. It felt like I was right there with him. Technology is amazing!!!

2. What good is a Cleveland Streamer if my speaker phone doesn't work?

3. "I'm not sure how this FaceTime call turned into a Cleveland streamer but I'm glad it did. Alright mom, I'll talk to you later."

4. "Trey Parker and I were on our way to this WTM concert. We were having a great time when his phone rings and it's Wade Wilson giving him a Cleaveland Streamer."
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Cleveland Streamer 

The process of shitting liquids onto your partner's chest and then proceeding to perform sexual intercourse with their chest.
"I heard Lindsay Lohan got a Cleveland Streamer from Arnold Schwarzenegger."

Cleveland Streamer 

Much like a Cleveland Steamer, only instead of shitting on the tits, the man shits on the woman's face as she is sleeping, and she wakes up to a mouthful of shit and flies.
Cleveland Streamers are so much awesomer than the Steamers.