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Clark Bar 

An inbred animal with human features who has an extint smell that is used as a defense mechanism. If your to encounter such a beast DO NOT BREATH, the breath of one of these beasts is known to be very lethal. The way to spot on is by the caramel color and the freckers... may i tell you these clarks are very dangerous. They have knee slappers. STAY AWAY!
The Clark Bar is the worlds most dangerous predator and will stop at nothing to get dat money.
Clark Bar by Haywood Jablowmeee January 18, 2008
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the clark bar 

when anal fucking a girl, get deep enough to get a substantial amount of poo on the tip of your dick. then pull out and tell her to suck it like it contains the anti-serum. if your dong has enough poo on it, this should resemble some nasty skank enjoying a king size clark bar on a fine summer day.
"so...i was balls deep in this bitch and she yelled out Nick's name. so i pulled out and gave that ho a clark bar!"
the clark bar by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005

Barry Clark Special 

Putting your dick on a black guys shoulder
I gave my friend a barry clark special on our way to taco bell.
Barry Clark Special by Jake hienie October 26, 2010

clara barton 

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.
After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!
clara barton by Bowl Nidre February 27, 2018

clara barton open school 

a horrible school, many people threaten to shoot.
"i go to clara barton open school"
"really? i heard that school sucks."
"it does. all the teachers there are horrible."

Clara Barton High School 

Clara Barton is located in Brooklyn New York… across the street from Prospect Heights…. Barton is known for Sex in the staircase, Fights, gangs , drugs, and shootings …. The school has 8 majors in

which you can join in the 11th grade…

The boy to girl ratio is off meaning there’s way too many girls

Most girls are Bi or Lesbian

The principal is racist ….

DONT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE
Yo you go to Clara Barton high school ?
Yea nigga Clara Barton is located in Brooklyn New York… across the street from Prospect Heights…. Barton is known for Sex in the staircase, Fights, gangs , drugs, and shootings …. The school has 8 majors in

which you can join in the 11th grade…

The boy to girl ratio is off meaning there’s way too many girls

Most girls are Bi or Lesbian

The principal is racist ….

Ewww you a bum you be seeing nigga eat asss

Clara barton 

To take a massive explosive poop at the end of a big day of non stop eating. Named after having to stop at the last stop of the new Jersey turnpike (actually named the Clara barton rest stop) to take a massive violent crap.
After eating all of that fast food, I really have to Clara barton before we go!
Clara barton by Bowl Nidre February 26, 2018
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