Chronic Wal-martitis 

A condition that usually happens to parents when they visit their local Wal-mart several times in a 24-hour span. You are on a first name basis with the employees.
Similar to Chronic Targetitis and Chronic Home-Depotitis.

"I forgot my shopping list so I have had to go back to Wal-mart THREE times since yesterday morning!"
"You have Chronic Wal-martitis"

Chronic Wal-martitis by deanna03801 April 21, 2009