Christmas Grad 

When a student in post-secondary education performs so horribly in their first term courses that any mark in their second term courses will result in a failed final average, and that there is no possible way for the student to take make up courses in in the second term (either because the post-secondary establishment does not offer the necessary courses in the second term, or the second term courses require the student to pass the first term courses to continue).

The student will have to "graduate" at Christmas and try the program again the next year.

Student 1: I haven't seen Jimmy in a while. What Happened to him?
Student 2: He bombed all of his courses and now he's a Christmas Grad.

Christmas Grad by Forthex December 7, 2009

christmas graduate 

a student (usually university or college) who drops out at Christmastime when they go back home to visit their parents. Often caused by homesickness, academic failure, unpopularity, or a significant other living back at home.

Person 1: Man, did you hear that George isn't coming back after Christmas?
Person 2: Damn Christmas graduates.

________

Person 1: I need to move out of residence asap. Know of any places available?
Person 2: Wait until January when all the Christmas graduates sublet their apartments.

christmas graduate by allohamorah December 7, 2006

Christmas Graduate 

University student that is kicked out of school halfway through the year due to poor academic performance.

"Where did Charlie go?"

"He got debarred. He's a Christmas Graduate."

Christmas Graduate by Eugene206 December 7, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004