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Christina Aguilera shower

Using dry-shampoo spray on your hair and caking on more makeup onto your dirty, unwashed face, in place of taking an actual shower. This procedure will give you a dew-like glow and make you appear sticky to the touch, just like Christina Aguilera.
"I get off work late tonight, so I'll just take a Christina Aguilera shower and I'll be good to go to the party."

"We're going on a 5-day camping trip... thank God for the Christina Aguilera shower."
by mal_the_gal July 5, 2012
mugGet the Christina Aguilera showermug.

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