Cholo Spoon
The act of holding one's girlfriend around the waist, from behind, while standing. Think of the cholo/chola couples you see at school, at your local mall or on the bus. There are a few different variations to the Cholo spoon and they can be modified if the Cholo proceeds to place his chin on either of his Chola's shoulders.
#1. Traditional Cholo Spoon - The Cholo clasps his hands together and rests them on his Ruca's abdominal area.
#2. Hidden Cholo Spoon - The Cholo places his hands inside the front pocket of his Heina's giant hooded sweatshirt causing his hands to be hidden from plain view.
#3. Mobile Cholo Spoon - The Cholo and his Vieja walk to the same destination in the act of the Traditional Cholo Spoon or the Hidden Cholo Spoon.
#1. Traditional Cholo Spoon - The Cholo clasps his hands together and rests them on his Ruca's abdominal area.
#2. Hidden Cholo Spoon - The Cholo places his hands inside the front pocket of his Heina's giant hooded sweatshirt causing his hands to be hidden from plain view.
#3. Mobile Cholo Spoon - The Cholo and his Vieja walk to the same destination in the act of the Traditional Cholo Spoon or the Hidden Cholo Spoon.
Ex. #1
Tom: Dude, check out Lil' Joker and La Shy Girl. I bet you they're only Cholo Spooning to hide his boner.
Bill: Yeah, you'd think his dickies that are 12 sizes too big would do the trick.
Ex. #2
Fred: Do you see Spooky working a Hidden Cholo Spoon on Baby Giggles?
Barry: Holy Balls! I wonder if he's giving her the business underneath that giant hooded sweatshirt.
Ex. #3
Harry: Dude! Look at Mr. Puppet and Tiny Lil Whisper go! That must be the fastest Mobile Cholo Spoon I've ever seen!
Ed: If the Mobile Cholo Spoon was an Olympic event, cholos would take the gold, for sure! . . . .You probably won't believe this but they wouldn't even have to take it because I think they'd have a legitimate shot at winning it fair and square.
Tom: Dude, check out Lil' Joker and La Shy Girl. I bet you they're only Cholo Spooning to hide his boner.
Bill: Yeah, you'd think his dickies that are 12 sizes too big would do the trick.
Ex. #2
Fred: Do you see Spooky working a Hidden Cholo Spoon on Baby Giggles?
Barry: Holy Balls! I wonder if he's giving her the business underneath that giant hooded sweatshirt.
Ex. #3
Harry: Dude! Look at Mr. Puppet and Tiny Lil Whisper go! That must be the fastest Mobile Cholo Spoon I've ever seen!
Ed: If the Mobile Cholo Spoon was an Olympic event, cholos would take the gold, for sure! . . . .You probably won't believe this but they wouldn't even have to take it because I think they'd have a legitimate shot at winning it fair and square.
Cholo Spoon by Winston 'The Wolf' Wolfe January 24, 2011