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Chicago Snowplow 

After you blow your load all over a girls face, you use the head of your cock like a "snow plow" to push all of the jizz into her mouth. This is extremely fun to do after you have just completed the "Chicago Snowstorm".
"After I gave Mary the Chicago Snowstorm lastnight, I followed it up with a Chicago Snowplow to clean up her face a little bit."
Chicago Snowplow by bushwood April 4, 2009
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Chicago Snowblower 

A sexual act in which a woman lies on her back on a bed or couch with her head hanging back off the edge. The man then enters her mouth while playing with her breasts. A snowblower effect can be achieved at orgasm by removing the penis and showering the buxom lass with semen across her midsection.
My girlfriend has trouble getting the whole thing in her mouth, so we do the Chicago Snowblower so it slides down her throat easier.
Chicago Snowblower by ska_zombie December 2, 2011

Chicago Snowblower 

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016