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chester van 

A Chester van is a large white van that is use to abduct kids.
Mary: look at that Chester van over there

Jane: be careful you might get kidnapped
chester van by Calf_Man September 14, 2019

chester the molester van

A beat car usually a van that reminds you of a child molesters car
(Stopped at a street light you may turn to you neighbor driver) "Dude look at that van its a chester the molester van!!! aahahahaha"

West Chester, PA vs. Unionville, PA 

West Chester, Pa...or the "610", "dub-c"....etc...number one, unionville is NOT west chester...i spent my whole middle school and high school at unionville....and hung out with kids from east and henderson....trust me, unionville is not west chester...."thugs" that go to unionville couldnt handle the truth, which is after they step foot out of the sugar coated chadds ford or unionville, they would realize how fucking fake and spoiled they are....west chester to me is a big party, drinkin bank or vlad on the weekends, buying pot from whoever has it...not hangin out at painters with middle school girls shownig off my black ford ranger with blue street glow (you know who you are)...again, I went to Unionville, grew up in west chester....and those two words are NOT interchangeable
"Chestnut St., what?....theres no Chestnut St. in West Chester, you mean Philly?" haha, thats right, Unionville

Chesterville 

That town no one has ever heard of, even if they live in it.
Person 1: 'Just take a left before you get to Chesterville.'
Person 2: 'Where's that?'
Person 1: 'Where's what?'
Chesterville by AlysonAlive January 16, 2011

Chesterville Circle 

And group of individuals partaking in a session of smoking Marijuana. The caviat is, once in the circle, you must stay in that circle. No mater how joints lit or size of.
Hey new guy, you up for hitting the bong in the chesterville circle.

Chesterville, Ontario 

A small village in Ontario halfway between Kemptville & Cornwall
Population Approx 1,500
Home to largest party in Ontario on Farmer John's cornfields (BYOD Bring your own dope)

A once prosperous village that was home to many businesses and employment, that has since declined after 2006 with Nestle Canada pulling out.
The locals still talk about it to this day like it left only yesterday, the local annual fair has even gone down hill now consisting of face painting with dollar store markers, whoopie cushion competition & a demolition derby with stolen shopping carts from Mike Dean's.

The once amazing nightlife has now become smashing beer bottles over meth head's at McCloskey's Hotel, ordering from Papa Gus Take Out to curb munchies & peeing into the water front at 2am.

Legend has it that the actor from the movie "Brave Heart" once stopped into the village and made love to one of the waitresses in the bathroom of Louis's Restaurant.

There has been talks of lately that medical Marijuana will be grown in the village, but the people in charge were gonna start but then they got high.
Did ya hear that someone is gonna grow dope in the ol' Nestles? Oh get the hell outta hear you old Chesterville, Ontario fart
I heard the Lethal Weapon guy came and screwed your wife in Chesterville, Ontario
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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