Cheeky Pete

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A Cheeky Pete: to have liquid poop touching cloth just before you make it to the toilet surrendering all natural behaviour and commitments for that day and leaving you feeling some what emotional and vulnerable.

"Sorry boss, I can't make it in to work today, I got a bad case of the cheeky pete's...."

"Ahh man, whats that trickling down your legs - Ooooh, the cheeky pete's again..."

Cheeky Pete by Elliot Selwood October 2, 2008

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cheesy pete's

An exclamation made when swearing is not appropriate (ie workplace or in front of parents, etc.). Or used when someone does something stupid but swearing isn't allowed

Boss: "I need you to work a double today"

You: "Cheesy Pete's!!!!"

cheesy pete's by angel070104 August 28, 2017

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Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.

Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

Cheek busting Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 28, 2018

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peter-cheeks

A female who loves to tcikle the sausage with her esphogas

"Man look at the peter-cheeks on that girl"

peter-cheeks by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

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peter cheeks

The skin on each side of your pee hole.

Hey, you wanna see my peter cheeks!

peter cheeks by dahawaiian October 5, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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