Fungly Chazzle Snozzly 

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.

Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly by Cokosplia August 24, 2011

chazzled 

No fixable. Completely messed up, not in a good way. It's over for it.

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That motor is chazzled cuz, time to get a new one.

chazzled by k-roll$ June 1, 2017

dazzle my chazzle

Another lovely word for masturbation

CHAZ:hey, come and dazzle my chazzle

dazzle my chazzle by D-Man12345 January 5, 2009

chazzle 

coming from the root word chaz, meaning to bang, fuck, penetrate or pleasure a woman in every hole possible in under five minutes (ass, vagina, ears, nose holes, mouth, eyes and a foot fettish if you have one. WARNING: COMMONLY TRIED BUT RARLEY ACCOMPLISHED..... MAY RESULT IN EXTREME PLEASURE/DEATH

Dude i chazzled colin's mom so hard last night!

chazzle by jake rinow September 30, 2007

Chazzles 

noun-an exceptionally beautiful member of the male race whose sexual appetite equals that of Chuck Norris
verb-the act of taking an object from a store without forfeiting money
(related term- "Chazzles-friendly": adj- the absence of a security tag form an item)

noun: "Damn, Chace Crawford is such a Chazzles!"
verb: "I'm a bit short on cash, but I really want that dress. Should I chazzle it?"
adj: "Wow! Everything is here is tagged...definitely NOT chazzles-friendly..."

Chazzles by Ah Dude October 22, 2008

chazzle dazzle 

Noun: A person with large toofers and has a great smile

Thats a nice chazzle dazzle you got there

chazzle dazzle by 2fxbdhetett May 7, 2018

chazzlewad 

much like poopdick

"Oh no, you gave me chazzlewad!"

chazzlewad by sesameeyes January 17, 2013