A collection of eggs, usually of the Tesco value brand, which are intended to be launched at Chavs from a moving vehicle causing maximum destruction of dry clean only "trackies" and overall amusement.
"You got that fat guy with the chips good, i may have to stop my vehicle in the interest of public safety as i am laughing so much"
"Eat Salmonella Chav!"
"I've got a Chav Egg with his name on it"
"Eat Salmonella Chav!"
"I've got a Chav Egg with his name on it"
by Hunsley December 9, 2007