Chav Bag 

If you ever see one of these you'll know straight away as it will be accompanied by a top lad wearing his full adidas tracksuit with a bomber jacket. He'll either have Nike air max or huaraches. If they have all this gear then they will surely have there classic bag, otherwise known as a 'weed bag' or a 'chav pouch', they can only be adidas, Armani or the North face, anything else and they'll threaten to shank you. The chav bag can seems to have some sort of 'tardis' feature as it always seems like they can store mad stacks of weed, a shank some extra gear in small bag.

Oh yes Xander this morning I saw a few 'chavs' walk into the local JD's whilst I was at the pret, they came out and one of them said 'oi ye what clobber did u get??' He replied 'oi, not much just this new bag to store all my mad stacks of weed in', they then swiftly left shouting 'oi safe weeee' . Chav Bag Chav Bag

Chav Bag by OwenSmithTheLabourGuy July 29, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016