Guy 1: Aye man, get us some snacks.
Guy 2: Man, I don't feel like it.
Guy 1: Alright, look. I'll go get them but since I really don't want to, I need a Champ Slap to get motivated.
Guy 2: Man, I don't feel like it.
Guy 1: Alright, look. I'll go get them but since I really don't want to, I need a Champ Slap to get motivated.
by Seto Osiris November 7, 2009
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Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Chimp slap is the worst form of slapping. Where as most slaps hurt your cred as a person not property, the chimp slap is the truly physical slap. Usually accompanied by broken noses, dislocated/wired jaws, black eyes, and worst case scenarios blindness or facelifts. Also known as a “Yeti Slap” due to in know way can a sasquatch lightly pimp slap your face.
by Kc_canine February 24, 2009
Get the chimp slap mug.The Navajo Chap-Slap is a sex position that has the receiving partner kneeling on the bed. The other partner who is giving it then proceeds to wrap one leg around the back of their partner's neck and the other leg wrapped around the back of left or right (depending on which leg is on the neck) knee and then proceeds to insert the penis(or Strap-on) and then bends the partner over them and plays the Ass-Bongos.
by Papa Jango December 27, 2016
Get the Navajo Chap-slap mug.When a male moves rapidly i.e. jogs, runs, or gallops at a fast rate and their testicles and/or penis hits their inner thigh area (unilaterally or bilaterally, depending on which way you lean and how fast you're moving) creating a 'SLAP' noise that can be heard by others.
Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.
Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)
WARNING!! Can be painful!
N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).
Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.
Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.
Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)
WARNING!! Can be painful!
N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that women can also suffer from a female equivalent of 'chap slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the 'SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).
Biologically female candidates will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.
Yeah Nan. I know. I ran up the stairs the other day to go get my wanky blanky and i got chap slap. It was well loud!! Bloody hurt as well!!
by Neville Smythe-Boyd Anderson Chapworth March 26, 2005
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Get the Chap slap mug.Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.
by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021
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