When a male moves rapidly i.e. jogs, runs, or gallops at a fast rate and their testicles and/or
penis hits their inner thigh area (unilaterally or bilaterally, depending on which way you lean and how fast you'
re moving) creating a '
SLAP' noise that can be heard by others.
Cause:
Commonly by not wearing any supporting undergarments (i.e. underpants) which allows the gonads to move free-flowingly.
Action:
Wear underpants or some other type of supporting undergarment (stupid)
WARNING!! Can be painful!
N.B. Through recent study it has been noted that
women can also suffer from a
female equivalent of 'chap
slap'.
However, more studies have to be conducted in order to confirm the origins of the '
SLAP' noise.
Scientists are unsure whether it originates from the genitals, buttocks thighs or overtly large and gravitationally affected mammary tissue(s).
Biologically female candidates
will be required for a forthcoming study - Sadly, due to poor sponsorship, candidates will not be rewarded for their efforts.
Yeah Nan. I know. I ran up the stairs the other day to
go get my wanky blanky and i got
chap slap. It was well loud!! Bloody hurt as well!!
