Centsative

When a person gets emotional about having to spend any amount of money and then becomes overy cheap to solve the problem.

Wife: Honey can you get me some tampons

Husband: Uhhh Uhhh SHIT! Babe, we still have some paper towels you can use!

Wife: Wow! Your'e a centsative fuck!

by Gameritz October 20, 2010